In a desperate, pathetic attempt to keep a toe-hold on her fading looks, Myra has shiny new cheeks!
And she has Ferd’s balls hanging from her necklace!
Not even new cheeks can make this poor lass smile – Myra sure ain’t got the touch, that’s for sure!
The poor girl now has to cope with a lifetime of horrid memories of meeting this most bogan of all creatures!
With cheeks freshly plumped up and a retirement home-worthy hairdo!
Even the kiss-ass German press is weighing on it!
Former CP of Denmark and pole dancer Myra, 78, went to some school thing today.
Wearing a white halter top leftover from her “entertainment” days at the Slip Inn, the old hag tried to cover up the ravages of time with heavy makeup, and her flabby bingo wings with a jacket that didn’t quite work with the white top.
She was given a basket of fruits and vegetables in hopes she will eat something healthy and not look so damn old.