Myra just LOVES the 80s!

I swear this bitch is going all Desperate Crown Princess on us!

 

 

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Myra the FOOL

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Like, totally tubular!

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A bogan with kiddos

Kids and animals see though all pretense . . .

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Myra gets new cheeks!

In a desperate, pathetic attempt to keep a toe-hold on her fading looks, Myra has shiny new cheeks!

And she has Ferd’s balls hanging from her necklace!

Not even new cheeks can make this poor lass smile – Myra sure ain’t got the touch, that’s for sure!


The poor girl now has to cope with a lifetime of horrid memories of meeting this most bogan of all creatures!

 

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68-year-old Myra at awards presentation

With cheeks freshly plumped up and a retirement home-worthy hairdo!

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Kids can’t bother with Myra!

oh and Pingo, you and your nasty comments are now automatically sent to the trash, where you belong!

 

 

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57-year-old Myra at a naval ceremony

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Why is Myra looking so fucking old?

Even the kiss-ass German press is weighing on it!

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Former stripper Myra goes to work

Former CP of Denmark and pole dancer Myra, 78, went to some school thing today.

Wearing a white halter top leftover from her “entertainment” days at the Slip Inn, the old hag tried to cover up the ravages of time with heavy makeup, and her flabby bingo wings with a jacket that didn’t quite work with the white top.

She was given a basket of fruits and vegetables in hopes she will eat something healthy and not look so damn old.

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