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A bogan on a cruise

God forbid these motherfuckers ever deal with their four children all at once – this time they brought Vinnie the kid and Josie Grossie, who is really NOT improving in looks at all – and Myra is, as always, staring … Continue reading

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A bogan in graasten

Yes, commoners, look at ME, holding my deformed looking child.  Why is it that I have the ugliest girls? Ooooh, everyone is paying attention to the cute boy, I’m going over there! Letting my creepy sociopath of a firstborn scare … Continue reading

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A vacation for “hard working” Ferd and Myra

in the south of France.  Fucking parasites! Ferd wonders if he can off himself by jumping out the window. Whiny fuck Christian got bitten by a bug. Christian the FlatHeaded looks like he’s on the autism spectrum Myra, cheerful as … Continue reading

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Yeah, but where ARE the twins?

The suck-up Australian Embassy in Denmark gave a reception to commemorate the birth of the bogan twins. Sorry, you ignorant cow, but all I see are ghastly white flabby arms and a serious tum-tum that has been corseted, to no … Continue reading

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Today’s word is Vivisection

Because everything and more that has already come to Mary is absolutely, 100%, no question about it, what she deserves. A christening is a celebration, a moment of joy, a cherished time in a child’s life.  There was no joy … Continue reading

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The Bogan Family

minus Christian the Creepy and IsNOTabella!

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Baptism!FAIL – a royal recap, part 1

Best dressed Caroline Heering, long-suffering lady-in-waiting to the bogan Most Screwed Over Amber Petty, who will forever be known as Princess Mary’s bridesmaid, and who not only was NOT chosen as a godmother for her BFF’s demon spawns, but looked … Continue reading

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The full names are . . .

Vinnie Fuckup Monkey Alexander (Vincent Frederik Minik Alexander) Josie She-pee-a Ivanhoe Mathilda (Josephien Sophia Ivalo Mathilda) They got some Inuit names.  Like they honestly give a shit about the Inuit people.  Mm-hmm.  And little Josie Grossie is still looking a … Continue reading

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Boring boring boring

The much awaited pics of the bogan twins are out and . . . yawn . . . here they are. Wow, Frederik looks like complete and utter shit, doesn’t he? Two fugly babies dressed in non-colors.  Lovely.  This photoshoot … Continue reading

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