Category Archives: posing

a bogan scaring children

Aw, isn’t she an icon of maternal feelings?

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Let’s all do the bump!

Because Myra certainly did!  She did the bump, the lump, the droopy ass, the back fat, and countless other horrific moves in a gown suited only for someone with a flawless figure.  Which she DOES not have, despite her delusions. … Continue reading

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A bogan in a bad dress

All of the fat that is being corseted off of Myra’s torso is being funneled to her arms, which look so thick that she cannot even put her arms down all the way.  Next to her, a child-man playing dress up soldier … Continue reading

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Myra = ZERO

http://ekstrabladet.dk/flash/kongelige/danskekongelige/article1642958.ece Translation – no one gives a flying fuck about stupid ass Myra, nor druggie Ferd, nor Myra’s ever growing collection of nude pumps, nor her overdesigned clothes, nor her overdone hair and makeup. YOU ARE NOTHING, MYRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     … Continue reading

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a bogan in new york

Ah, there is the charming Myra we know and love.  NOT paying an iota of attention to the person she is shaking hands with.  Sleeve rolled up to show off her damn ugly designer bracelet, fixed frozen smile in place.

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Myra just LOVES the 80s!

I swear this bitch is going all Desperate Crown Princess on us!    

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Myra the FOOL

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Like, totally tubular!

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A bogan with kiddos

Kids and animals see though all pretense . . .

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Myra gets new cheeks!

In a desperate, pathetic attempt to keep a toe-hold on her fading looks, Myra has shiny new cheeks! And she has Ferd’s balls hanging from her necklace! Not even new cheeks can make this poor lass smile – Myra sure … Continue reading

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