Category Archives: fashion

a bogan goes shopping

What is the most important part of this trip to New York?  Why, Mary says it’s the shopping, of course, you stupid slow Danes! Myra is about to cream herself because she is in a Real Store, as opposed to … Continue reading

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Let’s all do the bump!

Because Myra certainly did!  She did the bump, the lump, the droopy ass, the back fat, and countless other horrific moves in a gown suited only for someone with a flawless figure.  Which she DOES not have, despite her delusions. … Continue reading

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A bogan in a bad dress

All of the fat that is being corseted off of Myra’s torso is being funneled to her arms, which look so thick that she cannot even put her arms down all the way.  Next to her, a child-man playing dress up soldier … Continue reading

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Myra = ZERO

http://ekstrabladet.dk/flash/kongelige/danskekongelige/article1642958.ece Translation – no one gives a flying fuck about stupid ass Myra, nor druggie Ferd, nor Myra’s ever growing collection of nude pumps, nor her overdesigned clothes, nor her overdone hair and makeup. YOU ARE NOTHING, MYRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     … Continue reading

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Like, totally tubular!

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68-year-old Myra at awards presentation

With cheeks freshly plumped up and a retirement home-worthy hairdo!

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Former stripper Myra goes to work

Former CP of Denmark and pole dancer Myra, 78, went to some school thing today. Wearing a white halter top leftover from her “entertainment” days at the Slip Inn, the old hag tried to cover up the ravages of time … Continue reading

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The Countess Despair

I don’t know about these people who think Myra is on her way out, this bitch is here to stay, sadly.  Slow Danes indeed!

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Myra is . . .

strong like bull and hairy like animal!  and wearing a dainty Jackie O dress ain’t disguising those facts, dearie!  

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A bogan at a wedding

78-year-old Myra goes to a wedding with her much younger husband Ferd.

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