What is the most important part of this trip to New York? Why, Mary says it’s the shopping, of course, you stupid slow Danes!
Myra is about to cream herself because she is in a Real Store, as opposed to those shitty Danish stores she has to make do with. Please. She did not marry Ferd the Buffoon to wear Danish clothes! She did not birth four kids to wear Danish couture! Who are we fucking kidding! Bitch wants the real stuff, the stuff glam New Yorkers wear. Although, ‘tween you and me, glam New Yorkers don’t give a fucking shit about this trashy bogan shore!