The most derided exhibit of Royal Boganness nearly lost its main exhibit, the putrid, unshaven, sweaty Crown Princess Mary, who attempted to run away from the lack of cameras.
Unfortunately for her mistreated children, the Bogan Princess was returned to the Royal Circus and allowed some more camera opportunities to keep her from escaping. She was also given many mirrors and some Prada labels to play with as a compromise.
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