A Bogan and a Useless Moron in Monaco

Mary recycles the hat she had hoped to debut at Kate and William’s wedding, where she hoped to parade around and pretend she had class.

Ferd looks miserable as usual.

Until he leans away from Mary and regains his smile.  Mary’s shoes look as cheap as she is.

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7 Responses to A Bogan and a Useless Moron in Monaco

  1. Jae09 says:

    Yes! Thank you for finding the perfect description for Mary: cheap. She always looks cheap no matter how expensive the clothes. No refinement, class or elegance. The Prada dress doesn’t look good on her, makeup is awful, and the hat almost covers her face…wait, I think it’s better that way! 😀

    She should ask for Charlene’s plastic surgeon’s number, too. Maybe he/she can remedy Mary’s cheek implants and puffy face.

  2. pixiecat says:

    I like the color of that dress but that’s the only nice thing I can say about it. The more I look at it, the more I dislike it. The fabric, the style-it’s all wrong for her. That thing on her head looks ridiculous as does that thing whose arm she’s gripping on to.

  3. jusaca says:

    That dress looks like a Marks & Spencer second. The left bodice has been cut badly and is pulling (believe me it’s not Mary’s big breasts) and the stitch line of the hem is puckered.

  4. sittel says:

    I think her make up is pretty okay. but hate the hat, the dress makes her look pregnant and it is too shiny for my taste. sometimes she wears weird things (actually all of them does 😛 )

  5. Lynnea says:

    What the hell is that “thing” on her head? It looks like a fake flower thats been glued to a hair band on one side and glued to a plate charger on the other.

    I don’t really know what to say about the dress. It’s obviously expensive, and on someone else might look quite good. On her it looks like a cheap polyester rag bought off the bargain rack, or a mistake a first year design student would make. Yet, again, she has no idea what colors to wear.

  6. pixiecat says:

    I just read on a message board (one that tends to contain lots of Mary fans) that Fred’s vest was actually a gift from his ex-girlfriend Bettina. I think it’s hilarious that he decided to wear it to an event with Mary.

  7. autumn says:

    I can’t believe I’m saying this…but Princess Beatrice’s octopus hat is nicer looking than Mary’s hat.

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