Monthly Archives: July 2011

Happy Myra at Legoland

What the fuck is wrong with this fucking cunt?  Charmed life, stupid husband, wears Prada, lives in castles, and has to look around looking like a fucking angry asshole all the time?

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A bogan in church

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Myra sheds a tear

Ja ja, so sad, ja, so tragic, my arms are still too fat and my belly too big, I needed 5 more days on the Dukan diet!  Damn it!  Had to cut my vacation short, ja, so sad! Where the … Continue reading

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In honor of Myra, a new chorus for “Land Down Under”

Do you come from a land down under where bogans blow and Fred blundered can you hear, can you hear the hunger? (for Prada) you should have run, you should have left her home!  

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Despicable ME

Hey, you fucking lazy parasite bogan!  Didja hear Mette-Marit’s stepbrother was killed in the Oslo attacks?  And you’re still vacationing with your seventeen nannies and shield of friends so you don’t have to spend any actual time alone with your … Continue reading

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Hey assholes, WTF?

Even less surprising than poor Amy Winehouse dying yesterday is the fact that the Danish Crown Parasites, Ferd and Myra, have said nothing and done nothing in response to the Norwegian massacre.  You would think that a vacation (from what?) … Continue reading

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A bogan in France

CP Myra and her parasite family are in France with some friends and nannies, because god forbid they have a good time by themselves. This is Myra before she knew there were photographers around:PURE, UNADULTERATED GARBAGE, isn’t she? And this … Continue reading

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Merci Kelly!

Dare we wonder how many people Myra fired after seeing this shot of herself?

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Behind the scenes with the royals

this little scene with Myra getting a major dress-down from the Chief of Ceremonies for the royals didn’t come with audio, but I managed to figure out what he was telling her:

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A vacation for “hard working” Ferd and Myra

in the south of France.  Fucking parasites! Ferd wonders if he can off himself by jumping out the window. Whiny fuck Christian got bitten by a bug. Christian the FlatHeaded looks like he’s on the autism spectrum Myra, cheerful as … Continue reading

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