CP Myra has hired a PR firm to help her promote her foundation, the Mary Fonden.
What the fuckety fuck??? Isn’t Myra the most popular royal in Denmark? Isn’t Myra the high-powered former PR executive? Isn’t Myra the most beloved Princess ever?
Why the fuck should she hire a PR firm? Isn’t SHE the best promotion for her foundation?
Can’t this woman do ANYTHING?
She is a terrible wife and partner, interrupting her husband during interviews, walking ahead of him, and making sneering comments about his fitness.
She is a terrible mother, with 4 nannies, popping out underweight and yellow children because she is too vain to gain the proper weight, raising unhappy and uncontrollable children who go around licking windows and acting up because they don’t get enough attention or discipline.
She is an abysmal fashion representative, wearing Prada, Hugo Boss, and Missoni, far more than Danish brands.
She is a terrible Crown Princess, barely managing the language, not bothering to look at people she meets, only having eyes for the cameras.
What good is this fucking useless parasite?