Monthly Archives: March 2011

It Runs in the Family

“It” being the famewhoring, the desperate desire to be in front of the cameras. For this is CP Bogan’s sister Patricia Bailey, being photographed at an event for Ovarian Cancer.  Worthy cause, of course, but why does this bogan-sister have … Continue reading

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This one’s for you, Freddy!

Have you heard Unwell by Matchbox Twenty?  I thought it fit Freddy rather well! All day staring at the ceiling making friends with shadows on my wall All night my kids’ voices telling me “Come on Far,  get some sleep” … Continue reading

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Assholes on Vacation

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The Crown Princess Mary Useless Royal Award!

In honor of that useless bogan bitch princess we all know, I am hereby creating the Crown Princess Mary Useless Royal Award.  This award will recognize Royals who are exceptionally Useless, demonstrating a special capacity for wasting the opportunity of … Continue reading

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Spin until you’re dizzy

Gotta love the Mary fangirls’ reaction to their goddess not being invited to Wills and Kate’s wedding.  Now they hate Kate because she’s so jealous of Mary she has left her out of the nearly two-thousand strong guest list. Either … Continue reading

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Liar Liar, Prada pants on fire!

I recently had a beloved reader (oh you ALL are, don’t be jealous!) ask about Mary’s grandmother.  So I thought I would run down amnesia lane about some – just some, we don’t want to crash a server here – … Continue reading

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Just for you, Mom


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