Let’s do a quick run down of the tweaks, nips and changes Myra has gone through, shall we? Mostly because I think the reason she’s not tiptoeing through the tulips with a twin hanging from each teat is because she’s had a tummy tuck and is recovering.
I believe Myra had her nose done before she met Ferd. It was part of her attempt to rise up from the rabble, along with the horse riding bullshit and borrowing her used car salesman boyfriend’s cars from work. The nose in the Starmakers pics is her new nose.
First pic – old nose, old lids. In the middle is her new nose, but she still has her old eyelids. By the time of her sister’s wedding right before her own, she had her eyelids lifted. She could see how her sisters’ eyes were sagging and decided to prevent that from happening.
This is not the given bullshit of “oh she’s whiter because she lives in Scandinavia now” – this shit’s on purpose. She used Ole Henriksen’s bleaching creams until he blabbed to the press and she dropped him like she dropped Beatrice Tarnawski when she blabbed about Frederik’s chest in the Slip Inn.
Unfortunately, Myra’s tits were the first (and second) things to go when she dropped the 40 lbs. she lost. Too bad because she went from big boned and sporty to lollipop stick-thin and butch masculine, at least if she had some fun bags for Ferdto play with he might not look so miserable.
She looks like she is about 60% of what she used to be.
She looks like Heidi whatever her fucking name is, when she could barely eat her food because she couldn’t move her face.
I am shocked that no one else picked up on this but not shocked that the Danish media said nothing. There is a reason Myra said the Danes are slow, and she’s laughing all the way to the Prada boutiques.
I for one, can’t wait to see Myra next time she graces us with her presence. Should be a circus and a half!