You seem charming and sweet, and oh so petite.
You love your dear child, and those stepsons so wild.
Here you are at a fashion show, but wherever you are you have a quiet glow.
Won’t you have a girl please, pretty pretty pretty please?
And show that bogan whore not to dress her girl like she cleans the floor.
Oh Princess Marie, won’t you sit by me?
I bet you have lots to tell, because that bogan’s not so swell.
Her idiot husband’s a loser, is he also a druggie or just a boozer?
Your Joachim seems so happy, ever since you came along he’s been real peppy.
Now I have to go work, and go eat my dinner with a fork.
But pretty Princess Marie, if you want to sit by me, always here I will be.