Okay, okay, it’s not much of a contest between my favorite and the barely literate, 95% plastic and silicone Charlene Wittstock, but still, I have a soft spot (who knew?) for
Kate, sorry, Catherine Middleton.
Although many call her style boring, mumsy, etc. I do feel that
Kate’s, sorry, Catherine’s wardrobe is quite classic. She wears what she wears and she wears it well. Her pieces are flattering to her figure, in colors that suit her, and she often looks pulled-together. No spackled-on makeup for our English rose, no boring bobs or bad dyes for her glorious mane. At about a decade younger than stupid Mary of Denmark, this chick knows what suits her and what’s appropriate for the occasion.
I really hope she knocks it out of the park at the wedding. And yeah, I wish Mary to be invited, because this bride is The Bride of the century. She is already occupying entire shelves in the magazine rack at my local chain bookstores, and this is only going to get bigger as April nears.
Kate, sorry, Catherine, doesn’t get any skinnier, in fact I hope she goes back to the weight she was in this photo and shows the world – and couture designers – that women don’t have to be emaciated lollipops to look good in haute couture.
Kate, sorry, Catherine, gets a grand tiara to wear at her wedding. I hope her dress inspires a new generation of brides. I hope her hair and makeup are flawless. Speaking of, Kate, sorry, Catherine, STOP WEARING EYELINER ON YOUR LOWER LASHLINE! It’s aging, it’s severe, it’s shit!
Other than that, I’m waiting with bated breath. I’m rooting for ya,
Kate, sorry, Catherine.
And Harry, dear, I’d love to be your date, thanks for asking! (yeah, I wish!)